When you think up something genius to say but it’s late and you’re headed for bed memo it, write it down, email it to yourself, something. For heaven’s sake don’t forget it.

Brilliant thought NOT executed…

Me: “Dad, I have some bad news. Your grandson is channeling his Great Uncle Billy…. He’s dating a beauty queen.” Trust me, if you knew my family you’d totally get why that’s priceless but is that the way I delivered the news – of course not.

UGGGG! Why does the funniest stuff only take place in my head????? Seriously I’m way funnier in my own head.