It drives me crazy when the internet is down. Makes me wonder how on earth we survived before the internet. I mean I lived in a world before the internet and I remember it. Heck, there was no internet the last time I went to school yet the concept seems so bizarre now. Actually my internet is not down, like totally down. It’s down in that even more infuriating way. The up and down, up and down way where you just keep hoping your content will refresh but nope, but wait there it goes… yeah, then nope again. It’s surprising to realize just how much you can’t do without an internet connection. I was working on the website when refreshing became a nightmare of a wait so hmmm, I’ll go catch up on Facebook while I wait, um no dumbass. If the site won’t refresh Facebook won’t either. I tried this with Twitter, Amazon and Netflix before pulling the plug on the stupid. Fortunately I can write a post offline. Of course I’ll have to have internet to freaking post it though.

I’m not a gamer and if I was I can’t imagine I would play one that wouldn’t require an internet connection either. I do have a few offline game options on my cell phone, you know for when you’re in flight or something. Seriously, they are sad excuses for games though. It’s like match the president or match the reindeer. I told y’all I wasn’t a gamer.

Holy cow… my phone. I could have just been checking Facebook from my freaking phone. GEEZE I still had cell data. Wowza. I think I need to take a nap or a margarita. Yes, definitely a margarita.

*If you’re seeing this post, the internet came back before I had the good sense to delete the whole darn thing!