Not sure this is a good idea. The hub unit has shoulder surgery tomorrow morning. Monday was a holiday and today was our only work day this week. AKA today was our Monday-Friday crammed into one day and it was just as hellish as it sounds. We had planned not to drink tonight but OMG. Thank goodness we only have 8 beers in the house (never mind all the other alcohol – we promised we wouldn’t go there). I still think it’s probably not a good idea for us to be drinking the night before surgery. Him for obvious reasons and me because I have to get up and leave the house by 5:30am. I don’t want to show up looking like a puffer fish!

When you think up something genius to say but it’s late and you’re headed for bed memo it, write it down, email it to yourself, something. For heaven’s sake don’t forget it.

Brilliant thought NOT executed…

Me: “Dad, I have some bad news. Your grandson is channeling his Great Uncle Billy…. He’s dating a beauty queen.” Trust me, if you knew my family you’d totally get why that’s priceless but is that the way I delivered the news – of course not.

UGGGG! Why does the funniest stuff only take place in my head????? Seriously I’m way funnier in my own head.

Ok so apparently I can create and post a blog article right from Hootsuite which would be pretty freaking cool if it works on the phone app too. Anyhoo, this is more of a test than a note to self. If this works that’s freaking cool